Figure Skating is not a sport: Update

Who does PETA go after for wearing fur?

a) The Olsen Twins

b) Women from Long Island

c) Figure skaters

d) All of the above.

Correct answer... All of the above. Read how this little outfit is causing an Animal Rights meltdown.

Conversation at the grocery store

Cashier: What are these?

Me: Chesnuts.

Cashier: Like chesnuts on an open fire?

Me: Exactly.

Cashier: Can you eat these?

Me: Is this a grocery store?

Cashier: Yeah... why?

Me: Nevermind.

Cashier: That will be $5.38.

Me: For chesnuts? Hmmm...That's kind of a lot.

Cashier: Well you could go find your own Chesnut tree.

Me: (owned)

Figure Skating is not a sport. Discuss.

Sure they flip and do quadruple axel spin camel jumps, but seriously? It's a dance. On ice. With really silly outfits.

HARMONICA HAIKU.

Shopping at Target.

No Harmonicas there.

That is wicked lame.                               

I made spring rolls!

Pretty easy. And they're healthy. 

Step 1:  Buy spring roll paper. The more writing in a language you don't understand on the packaging, the better. Put the sheet of round, tortilla-shaped-but-definitely-not-tortilla spring roll paper in water for 15 seconds.

Step 2: Take the wet spring roll paper and put it on a dry paper towel. Put vegetables and shrimp at the end. I used lettuce, carrots, onions, scallions, ginger and shrimp for these ones, but I'm sure you can use something else. Like chicken. Because who doesn't love chicken?

Step 3: Roll.

Step 4: Take a picture and put it on your lame blog. And then maybe eat.

My turtle is an athlete.

Tony Little loves my new kicks. Ok, mostly just the shoe box.

Look what I found in the sewing kit...

As I was cleaning out my sewing kit, I found a ton of things that once belonged to my mom and grandmother. So naturally I found snaps for only 13 cents.

New winner for worst photoshop job of the month

Here is Emma Watson, star of Harry Potter 12, the Search for the Missing Appendage.

P.S. That's her brother...

That Guy

Wicked bad photoshop

I have honestly never watched this show in my life, and I know that makes me literally the only person in America who hasn't. But didn't they add Ellen to their judges table? And didn't they just plaster her in here? Between the low res photo of her and the fact the lighting is off... it's a a winner for worst photoshop job of the month.

PENGUINS!

haha. They are so cute. Happy belated Holidays.