I'm pretty sure riding a giant snail is not on my bucket list. Thanks anyways Dr. Dolittle.

Amy Poehler did stock photography.

This is one of those moments where I really hate Tumblr for shutting down my Shitastic Shots blog- the very successful and very short lived expose of the world of shitty stock photography. Damn the man, Tumblr! Blogger is infinitely better!

Dance recitals are evil.

Because they make you wear stuff like this.

No joke, my dance recital outfits were not that much better. Around age 7 or 8, I had a green and pink tutu that I told my mother I would wear to prom one day. Luckily I did not.

Giddyup.

Come Patillion, we have an adventure ahead of us!

Being coherently intelligent > jersey shore

Horrible online ad found at the Huffingtonpost

No, darling, she will not. Absolutely not with that deathly font.

Why hello there.

Who doesn't love baby pandas?

My dream craft room

My sewing machine broke. Which basically means the duvet I'm working on will take a little longer to create. Same thing for my handbag and ruffle skirt. So I'm currently looking at sewing machines (refurbished and mucho cheapo). And not just the mini-sew shark I've got. But real, big girl sewing machines. The kind that make zig zag patterns.


Plus, I'd like my art area to be like this. No, I will not call it a "craft" area.  Crafts are for campers. And the last time I saw a popsicle stick was at the doctor's office.

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