5 people I wish had a blog. And what they would say.

Here's a few of the people/ characters that would probably have some interesting blogs.  Ok, I'm a huge dork but whatever. 

George Washington: 

 Blog Clip: "If I could do it again... I would be king. And I would dub my land Georgington. And it would be splendid. And Martha would not be allowed in." 

King Triton: 

 Blog Clip: "Seriously, the only cool thing about being a merman is having this triton to carry around."

John Phillips Sousa: 

 Blog Clip: "Currently playing: Biggie Smalls, Hypnotize. Had lunch with Lady Gaga today. Tomorrow: collaborate with Jay Z.  Good life but 'Mo money, 'Mo problems..." 

Glenda the Good Witch: 

 Blog Clip: "How hard is it to book a freaking flight? Has ANYONE heard of airtran?! I quit...Bitch can find her own way home."

Doug Funny: 

 Blog Clip: "Got my tickets to see the Beetz in concert! No, I will not be wearing my Quailman costume."

Top Ten most Ironic Ads from History

Whether it could worrying about asbestos at the World Trade Center or wrapping babies in cellophane, some ads are just a massive fail.  Big lesson? Think. 

Check out this article from The Consumerist.

other info: Back in Atlanta after a great visit to New England! Watched crazy MJ fans at the airport today. 

My work being simplistic.

now I want a swiss army knife. One that's main tool is NOT a nail filer.

AD: Lola Sizemore

CW: Caroline Smith

Here's to some luck of the blue lobster...

Going to Maine tomorrow!

And Boston this week!

So here's to some luck of the blue lobster. 

Ryan Seacrest as a kid.

Awww... Bless his heart. 

He must have been friends with Jerry O'Connell. 

Stash Lingerie: Updated

Click here to see more about the lingerie with Pockets!

Don't laugh. Ladies: you know what I'm talking about. Men: please, you barely carry a wallet. 

Art Direction: Lola Sizemore

Copywriter: Natalie Ritter

Package design: Jessica Packard

Hi friends in England.

I don't know anyone in England but it's pretty cool to see that some people over there checked out my work. Most likely got lost and stumbled upon my site in the maze that is the internet but regardless, still cool. Hi friends. 

p.s. I'd love to work in London. 

Orlando Jones FAIL

If the devil came in the form of an appliance.

So I bought this contraption because my hair in the summer is always wild and curly. Kind of like a blond bird's nest. I thought this would help. Right.

 It's a hair dryer/comb that straightens out wavy hair. Instead, it gets your hair so incredibly tangled that it's impossible to use. 

Today, this devil machine ripped out the left side of my hair. It took 40 minutes to get it "untangled" and by the end of it, I was short about 5 inches of hair. 

Don't use these things. 

Conversation overheard while sitting in a massage chair at Brookstone.

Setting: Brookstone.  Deep shiatsu. (whatever, I was tired.)

Big, old motorcycle dude wearing bandana and chaps: "Do you guys have any of those kindles?"

Brookstone Sales Associate: "What are kindles?"

Chaps dude: "You know, those porta-books? You download the book like an ipod. I need something do when I'm not riding my hog." (weird chuckle of a laugh)

Un-Nerdy Sale Associate: "What's a hog? (pause) Oh. Um, I don't know... "

(even longer pause)

Chaps dude: "So no?" (stare down)

Un-nerdy sales associate: "Yeah... I think you can buy it at Apple."

AND SCENE! 

Photo note: NOT me. 

Dance on stage with Robert Randolph? Check.

That's me. Behind Robert Randolph. Yesssss. 

And this is why I went into advertising....

At the Red House!!!

My friend thought I should update my blog.

Keedle sent me this email today and ended it with "K thanx bai." I was seriously concerned that a thirteen year old girl took hold of her email account. But I remembered that Keedle was also in one of my ad campaigns for Orangina. She is the example that we used that people can go on the microsite, upload their picture and become instantly European. Some people loved this campaign, some people loathed this campaign. Shocker. Ha! Well, I like it. 

Anyways, here is the E-card that the user can make and send to their friends for random European holidays.  Copywriter: Chris Hansen. 

And there's also print ads...

And you can see the rest of this campaign and much more at:

MY WEBSITE.

ANNNND...

In case you wanted to know about the job update... Here has been the latest email "job alert." Call me crazy, but I might be qualified?

Yahtzee! Keep the fingers crossed.

Playboy Ads!

Playboy Ads:

Art Director: Lola Sizemore

Copywriter: Caroline Smith

 

Visitors to my website in the last few weeks.

Just crazy.

Tornado warning in Atlanta!!!!

I'm Loving this craziness. 

Rhythm Heaven Beyonce Commercial... Lame.

I don't get it. Is it just me or is Beyonce totally overrated? This commercial makes me laugh because Beyonce's acting is so bad in this. You know she's bored out of her mind. I think I might be the only one who hates this commercial.

200 people dancing to the Sound of Music in Antwerp Station

How come when I'm at train stations I just get hassled by bums?

Someone's newsworthy.

Yahoo News. Looks like someone has been busy?

Classic movies that should never be re-made. (in no particular order)

Don't do it, Hollywood. Make all the Gigli and Glitter sequels you want... Just don't remake the classics. 

I watch way too much TCM.... and Comedy Central.