October 31, 2009
October 2, 2009
The People of Wal-Mart.
I can't even tell you how entertaining this website is... especially after living in the south for the past six years where Wal-Mart is literally the new piazza. Click here to see the People of Wal-Mart.
September 23, 2009
The People Coming to My Ideal Dinner Party
Captain of the Titanic
Lucille Ball
John Lennon
FDR
Leo Da Vinci
James Madison
Salvador Dali
Frida KahloOn the menu: Wine. And more Wine.
September 17, 2009
September 13, 2009
NO!!!! Serena was robbed!
Serena looses the whole match for one point because of being penalized!
According to Bloomberg.com
The Associated Press reported that Williams told the line judge: “If I could, I would take this ... ball and shove it down your ... throat.”
After speaking to Williams and tournament referee Brian Earley, who had walked onto court after the clash, the umpire gave the American a point penalty because she had received a warning after breaking her racket on the court at the end of the first set. Tennis rules dictate that a player’s second code violation is a point penalty, according to the Web site of the U.S. Tennis Association, and this infraction handed the reigning Wimbledon and Australian Open champion a 6-4, 7-5 loss.
Boo. If she was a hockey player and said that, they would have given her a raise.
September 9, 2009
TRUE STORY: Confessions of a Job Search and a Bizarre Phone Call.
I don't know how many people out there are searching for a job but its obviously a very difficult process right now. Especially if you're creative and you're in a highly competitive industry. You apply everywhere (certainly not just monster.com) and you call, email, and even write snail mail letters! (I hope you guys all enjoyed the embossed signature and stationary). You drive 200 miles out of your way for an interview. You spend every last penny you have just to make a trip to a city for someone to look at your work with no job in sight. When you love your chosen career, you do everything you can to keep doing it. And you work really hard. And you get pretty thick skin.
Usually I don't really talk about the application process here on this blog because I'd rather have fun and talk about more entertaining stuff. Like King Triton's triton or the band poster/logo/print ad/viral video I just created. And I kind of have a "everything will fall into place" mentality. Kind of like when you are looking for that favorite pair of shoes and you find them months later under the couch. But the phone call I received today was really by far the most unusual I've ever recieved in regards to the job search.
Today I received a phone call from a place I had applied for a position in media. The person on the other end of the line not only told me that I would not be considered but that I would be "miserable working here" and that I had "no skills" in the areas they were looking for. They continued to go on about how unqualified I was and how working for them would in no way be an option. This person was in shock that I even applied in the first place. I mentioned my skills in quicktime pro, final cut pro, CS4 creative suite, flash and more but it was entirely useless. After listening a little more and wondering why I applied in the first place, I only had one word to say. "wow." I am rarely speachless and today was one of those moments.
I thanked the person on the other end of the phone, we hung up and I sat in shock for a minute. Why did they even call? I wasn't upset or anything. Just entirely confused. Isn't a simple no sufficient? With 600 people applying for a janitorial position in Michigan, I wonder how many people this company calls to tell them they are far from what they want. Also should be noted, they contacted me within hours of applying. That was the most effort into a rejection I've ever seen in my life. It was a REAL BIG NO.
At this point in the job application game, we all are collecting rejection letters. Pleasefeedtheanimals.com is making a movie about what you do in unemployment. I can't wait to see Lemonade because lord knows I've made mojitos out of limes. I've been painting and selling my work at local establishments. I got back into illustrating and I freelance whenever the I get the opportunity. I spend three days a week searching for jobs at my favorite agencies and companies. I also spend time walking the Eastern trail, surfing at dusk and going to Arts festivals. How on earth can you be creative if you just stare at a computer all day?!
But one thing I don't do is just sit and wait wait. I stay active and keep doing what I like to do, regardless if someone thinks I have no valuable skills. I have a wooden board on my wall that says, "Life's too short for boring stuff." And I'll never stop living by that motto. This industry may be cutthroat, but if its ok, I'm just going to do me.
Usually I don't really talk about the application process here on this blog because I'd rather have fun and talk about more entertaining stuff. Like King Triton's triton or the band poster/logo/print ad/viral video I just created. And I kind of have a "everything will fall into place" mentality. Kind of like when you are looking for that favorite pair of shoes and you find them months later under the couch. But the phone call I received today was really by far the most unusual I've ever recieved in regards to the job search.
Today I received a phone call from a place I had applied for a position in media. The person on the other end of the line not only told me that I would not be considered but that I would be "miserable working here" and that I had "no skills" in the areas they were looking for. They continued to go on about how unqualified I was and how working for them would in no way be an option. This person was in shock that I even applied in the first place. I mentioned my skills in quicktime pro, final cut pro, CS4 creative suite, flash and more but it was entirely useless. After listening a little more and wondering why I applied in the first place, I only had one word to say. "wow." I am rarely speachless and today was one of those moments.
I thanked the person on the other end of the phone, we hung up and I sat in shock for a minute. Why did they even call? I wasn't upset or anything. Just entirely confused. Isn't a simple no sufficient? With 600 people applying for a janitorial position in Michigan, I wonder how many people this company calls to tell them they are far from what they want. Also should be noted, they contacted me within hours of applying. That was the most effort into a rejection I've ever seen in my life. It was a REAL BIG NO.
At this point in the job application game, we all are collecting rejection letters. Pleasefeedtheanimals.com is making a movie about what you do in unemployment. I can't wait to see Lemonade because lord knows I've made mojitos out of limes. I've been painting and selling my work at local establishments. I got back into illustrating and I freelance whenever the I get the opportunity. I spend three days a week searching for jobs at my favorite agencies and companies. I also spend time walking the Eastern trail, surfing at dusk and going to Arts festivals. How on earth can you be creative if you just stare at a computer all day?!
But one thing I don't do is just sit and wait wait. I stay active and keep doing what I like to do, regardless if someone thinks I have no valuable skills. I have a wooden board on my wall that says, "Life's too short for boring stuff." And I'll never stop living by that motto. This industry may be cutthroat, but if its ok, I'm just going to do me.
August 21, 2009
And I was sucked in too...
Joined twitter. Ugh.
Tried to hold off as long as I could.
I apologize ahead of time if my "tweets" are boring.
Follow me?
Tried to hold off as long as I could.
I apologize ahead of time if my "tweets" are boring.
Follow me?
August 18, 2009
August 17, 2009
Sure, I'll get in on the Health Care Debate. Why not?
Disclaimer: I usually keep my political opinions out of this blog, and I'll start by saying this is NOT about politics. Whether you are an Obama lover or hater, red, blue or green, this has nada to do with that. So keep an open mind and read on. I'm just writing as an art director (amazing! we write too!) in a struggling creative industry. And if you strongly disagree, that's awesome. Just read through and maybe visit the links.
Here's my take on healthcare and the Ad Industry:
Here's my take on healthcare and the Ad Industry:
In the advertising industry, there's a fast trend that creatives are being picked up far more for freelance gigs. Duh. One of my all time favorite people and the godfather of advertising, Norm Grey, one of the founders ot the Creative Circus in Atlanta, recently had an article featured on Talent Zoo.com.
In the article, he discusses how the trend in this industry is for agencies to hire freelancers as needed. Somewhat how Hollywood hires from Talent Agencies. The creative industry has far more freelancers than any other profession and eventually, the industry could shift to only hiring freelancers. While it would be stressful to always be searching for "the next gig," imagine the creativity when there's constant change and competition. The possibilities are far greater for agencies as a whole. CLICK HERE TO READ THE TALENT ZOO ARTICLE BY NORM GREY.
Here's the problem: Where are you going to get your healthcare when you're freelancer? Sure there are temporary things like COBRA but other than getting an exorbitantly high costing private health insurance, as a freelancer- you're screwed. You may be working constantly and making a great living, but you're paying three times as much for private health insurance as someone who is employed by only one company and their group rated insurance. And at the way the industry is going, everyone might be a freelancer soon. Not having a chance for fair health insurance limits people from choosing a career in lots of fields, not just those in creative industries. Pleasefeedtheanimals.com made a strong argument about how by limiting health care insurance, you limit entrepreneurialism. For a country based on Benjamin Franklin's idea that you can make something of yourself by working hard, we sure like to limit those working independently in these days. (Read My Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin.)
I was talking with a family friend yesterday,who works as a nurse, and she suggested that if this whole governmental healthcare program doesn't work out, the freelancers in creative industries need to get together to form a union and get a group insurance rate. Not a bad idea. I'm glad to see that this industry has become much more of a community, thanks to pleasefeedtheanimals.com. Sometimes it takes a catastrophe like the recession to make a family.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PLEASEFEEDTHE ANIMAL.COM ARTICLE ABOUT HEALTH CARE.
But there's one more thing. In the creative industry, you are valued for your ideas and mental thinking capability- and thank god. Dr. Lisa Sanders, author of "Every Patient has a Story," was on NPR the other day discussing not only crazy medical stories that inspire the show "House MD" but also what has been valued in the medical profession. She told a story about how out of seeing patients all day at a hospital, ranging I'm sure from heart conditions to all sort of medical mysteries, the one condition she got paid the most for was removing a hang nail from a patient's toe. A HANG NAIL. It's become a culture of valuing "Doing rather than thinking." Let's be frank for minute: an ambulance ride can cost about $3,000. And if you are misdiagnosed, which according to Dr. Sanders can happen scarlily too frequently, you are still paying for every MRI, X-ray and all medical tests. It adds up. CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT LISA SANDERS ON NPR.
Health Care affects everyone- not just us advertising creatives. Wal-mart just settled $600 million worth of lawsuits around Christmas 2008 because of their health care, wage fraud and employee benefit issues. Less than half of Wal-mart employees have health care and a single mother with three children can pay as much as $2,000 for their child to see a doctor about an ear ache with their company's health care plan. Some say that Wal-mart settled becuase Obama's newly elected Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis announced there's a "New Sheriff in Town." Whatever the case, there are obviously still strong issues with health care for group policies.
So what's the solution? I'd consider myself a problem solver, but honestly, I have no clue what to do about this issue. What I do know is that come December 5th 2009, my birthday, I will need health insurance. I don't think this is a problem that can be solved over night or even within the next few years. Maybe it isn't universal health care. Maybe it isn't privitized health care. But I know we all need to get involved in the conversation. Everyone, even if you have wonderful health insurance. Because no one should go without health care.
In the article, he discusses how the trend in this industry is for agencies to hire freelancers as needed. Somewhat how Hollywood hires from Talent Agencies. The creative industry has far more freelancers than any other profession and eventually, the industry could shift to only hiring freelancers. While it would be stressful to always be searching for "the next gig," imagine the creativity when there's constant change and competition. The possibilities are far greater for agencies as a whole. CLICK HERE TO READ THE TALENT ZOO ARTICLE BY NORM GREY.
Here's the problem: Where are you going to get your healthcare when you're freelancer? Sure there are temporary things like COBRA but other than getting an exorbitantly high costing private health insurance, as a freelancer- you're screwed. You may be working constantly and making a great living, but you're paying three times as much for private health insurance as someone who is employed by only one company and their group rated insurance. And at the way the industry is going, everyone might be a freelancer soon. Not having a chance for fair health insurance limits people from choosing a career in lots of fields, not just those in creative industries. Pleasefeedtheanimals.com made a strong argument about how by limiting health care insurance, you limit entrepreneurialism. For a country based on Benjamin Franklin's idea that you can make something of yourself by working hard, we sure like to limit those working independently in these days. (Read My Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin.)
I was talking with a family friend yesterday,who works as a nurse, and she suggested that if this whole governmental healthcare program doesn't work out, the freelancers in creative industries need to get together to form a union and get a group insurance rate. Not a bad idea. I'm glad to see that this industry has become much more of a community, thanks to pleasefeedtheanimals.com. Sometimes it takes a catastrophe like the recession to make a family.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PLEASEFEEDTHE ANIMAL.COM ARTICLE ABOUT HEALTH CARE.
But there's one more thing. In the creative industry, you are valued for your ideas and mental thinking capability- and thank god. Dr. Lisa Sanders, author of "Every Patient has a Story," was on NPR the other day discussing not only crazy medical stories that inspire the show "House MD" but also what has been valued in the medical profession. She told a story about how out of seeing patients all day at a hospital, ranging I'm sure from heart conditions to all sort of medical mysteries, the one condition she got paid the most for was removing a hang nail from a patient's toe. A HANG NAIL. It's become a culture of valuing "Doing rather than thinking." Let's be frank for minute: an ambulance ride can cost about $3,000. And if you are misdiagnosed, which according to Dr. Sanders can happen scarlily too frequently, you are still paying for every MRI, X-ray and all medical tests. It adds up. CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT LISA SANDERS ON NPR.
Health Care affects everyone- not just us advertising creatives. Wal-mart just settled $600 million worth of lawsuits around Christmas 2008 because of their health care, wage fraud and employee benefit issues. Less than half of Wal-mart employees have health care and a single mother with three children can pay as much as $2,000 for their child to see a doctor about an ear ache with their company's health care plan. Some say that Wal-mart settled becuase Obama's newly elected Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis announced there's a "New Sheriff in Town." Whatever the case, there are obviously still strong issues with health care for group policies.
So what's the solution? I'd consider myself a problem solver, but honestly, I have no clue what to do about this issue. What I do know is that come December 5th 2009, my birthday, I will need health insurance. I don't think this is a problem that can be solved over night or even within the next few years. Maybe it isn't universal health care. Maybe it isn't privitized health care. But I know we all need to get involved in the conversation. Everyone, even if you have wonderful health insurance. Because no one should go without health care.
Back in Maine!
After a 27 hour drive with a massive moving truck, I'm back in the state. Oh yes.
Things that are different in Maine from Atlanta:
1. Where many things are opened all night long in Atlanta, Ma and Pa close down at 6pm. Forget it on Sunday- that's the lord's day. But in Maine, we can still buy booze on Sunday! At the grocery store- if it's open.
2. The leaves are already starting to turn red and orange in Maine. And its August. I also can wear a sweatshirt and go without air conditioning.
3. In Kennebunkport, Maine, there are only a few bars. One in particular serves as the general restaurant, dance club, Cheers bar, pool hall, arcade and overall hangout. There is one bakery. No movie theaters.
4. In Atlanta, there is a place to get fried chicken or ribs on ever corner. In Maine, people flip out if the cost of lobster goes up.
5. It can be hard to run into people in Atlanta. In Maine, I saw half my high school class plus their parents within two days of being here.
6. In Atlanta, I used my GPS everywhere. Here, I give directions like this: turn on the dirt road by the "God Bless America" house. My GPS has no clue where I am.
(Also, the picture featured above is the wedding cake house which is a few houses down from mine. Another source of giving directions)
7. Atlanta has Cockroaches. Maine has Mosquitos. Both are evil.
8. When the sun comes out in Maine, everyone calls in sick at work. In Atlanta, everyone stays inside with the air conditioner.
9. Since being in Maine, I haven't worn make-up and barely brushed my hair from swimming in the ocean. And that's ok.
10. I saw someone getting a speeding ticket in Maine. I haven't seen that in two years in Atlanta.
July 9, 2009
5 people I wish had a blog. And what they would say.
Here's a few of the people/ characters that would probably have some interesting blogs. Ok, I'm a huge dork but whatever.
George Washington: Blog Clip: "If I could do it again... I would be king. And I would dub my land Georgington. And it would be splendid. And Martha would not be allowed in."
King Triton: Blog Clip: "Seriously, the only cool thing about being a merman is having this triton to carry around."
John Phillips Sousa: Blog Clip: "Currently playing: Biggie Smalls, Hypnotize. Had lunch with Lady Gaga today. Tomorrow: collaborate with Jay Z. Good life but 'Mo money, 'Mo problems..."
Glenda the Good Witch: Blog Clip: "How hard is it to book a freaking flight? Has ANYONE heard of airtran?! I quit...Bitch can find her own way home."
Doug Funny: Blog Clip: "Got my tickets to see the Beetz in concert! No, I will not be wearing my Quailman costume."
July 7, 2009
Top Ten most Ironic Ads from History
Whether it could worrying about asbestos at the World Trade Center or wrapping babies in cellophane, some ads are just a massive fail. Big lesson? Think.
other info: Back in Atlanta after a great visit to New England! Watched crazy MJ fans at the airport today.
July 4, 2009
My work being simplistic.
now I want a swiss army knife. One that's main tool is NOT a nail filer.AD: Lola Sizemore
CW: Caroline Smith
June 28, 2009
Here's to some luck of the blue lobster...
Going to Maine tomorrow!And Boston this week!
So here's to some luck of the blue lobster.
June 6, 2009
Stash Lingerie: Updated
Click here to see more about the lingerie with Pockets!Don't laugh. Ladies: you know what I'm talking about. Men: please, you barely carry a wallet.
Art Direction: Lola Sizemore
Copywriter: Natalie Ritter
Package design: Jessica Packard
Hi friends in England.
I don't know anyone in England but it's pretty cool to see that some people over there checked out my work. Most likely got lost and stumbled upon my site in the maze that is the internet but regardless, still cool. Hi friends. p.s. I'd love to work in London.
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