WHIRLY BALL

Whirly ball is playing lacross, with basketball styled backboards, all in bumper cars. I think it's a southern thing? Anyways, I would like there to be a whirly ball place in Maine. This is a picture from my friend's birthday last year.  I found this picture in my photo folder labeled: Dixieland.

Found this floating around on Facebook:

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory. I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to send via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

The Spring Music List

Spring Mix is in:

For a sample, click on the videos below.

DROPKICK MURPHYS BOSTON SHOW

Wow. Just craziness.

Recap:

3:30pm Friday:

John calls. Has free ticket.

4:30pm:

Leave work, drive to Boston.

5:00pm:

Stop in Kennebunk.

7:30pm:

Finally get to Boston. John Calls. He's kicked out of the show along with 3 friends. And no longer has tickets.

7:45pm:

Finally stop yelling at John for getting kicked out. Hug.

8:10pm:

Convince head security guard that John has disorder and that I'm his older sister that takes care of him. Get called "Babygirl" way too much. John talks to band member.

8:40pm: Get all four guys and myself into show. 20 minutes to spare.

9:00pm: DROPKICK MURPHYS SHOW

AWESOME.

Amazing. Ok Go does it again.

When I was 17, the only thing that could make me smile was an Ok Go song... I'm 25 and this remains true.

Co-worker's dog.

I've have been cracking up everytime I see this photo.

Mini-Rant

I get bored by blogs with bad writing. Keep it simple, stupid.  





 

Dentention slip for saying "That's what she said."

 

Courtesy of  Ariana Huffington's little blog.

Women's Last Stand

Amazing. Happy Valentines Day from Puma... and soccer fans.

 Sure, let's get a bunch of rough and tumble boys to sing sappy Savage Garden songs. Sure, let's put them in a bar. Irish accents? Check. Tattoos? Of course. Simply awesome? YES.
Click here to watch. 

E*TRADE Baby Outtakes... "It's Denise."

Usually I'm kind of tired of the over-done babies/animals/old people advertising... but the "outtakes" are pretty funny.

Rosette Tutorial!

Finally found a great one! And a great little crafty blog. Yeah, not for the guys.
click here for the tutorial on how to make this little thing and read Bored & Crafty

Yay for the Saints.

I still lost the pool at work though.

 

*Found by my friend Joey quoted as saying "I never knew football could be so romantic." 

Michael Scott - TURTLES!

Pet appreciation week is over. And in honor of Tony Little, my little pet turtle, here's an office clip.

I bought a 60's vintage sweater clip on Etsy!

Coming in the mail soon! On it's way from PA!

Celebrity Doppleganger

Yeah, so... I don't look like Flavor Flav... but my friends on facebook seem to think they look like celebrities too.

Figure Skating is not a sport: Update

Who does PETA go after for wearing fur?

a) The Olsen Twins

b) Women from Long Island

c) Figure skaters

d) All of the above.

Correct answer... All of the above. Read how this little outfit is causing an Animal Rights meltdown.

Conversation at the grocery store

Cashier: What are these?

Me: Chesnuts.

Cashier: Like chesnuts on an open fire?

Me: Exactly.

Cashier: Can you eat these?

Me: Is this a grocery store?

Cashier: Yeah... why?

Me: Nevermind.

Cashier: That will be $5.38.

Me: For chesnuts? Hmmm...That's kind of a lot.

Cashier: Well you could go find your own Chesnut tree.

Me: (owned)

Figure Skating is not a sport. Discuss.

Sure they flip and do quadruple axel spin camel jumps, but seriously? It's a dance. On ice. With really silly outfits.

HARMONICA HAIKU.

Shopping at Target.

No Harmonicas there.

That is wicked lame.