January 27, 2011

Seagulls must hate that they are grey and boring...

My thought of the day.

Look what I made...

January 26, 2011

Apparently Sea Bags also makes a wristlet.

Would really, REALLY love this...

Sea Bags are made out of recycled sails. From real boats. Someone is making bank from recycling.
wristlet: buy one for me here.

And the bag.

Oh, you only want to pay $20 for a logo? Sure, it's only a logo...

January 25, 2011

Celebrities have alter egos. Real people call it mental health issues. The top 5 worst celebrity alter egos.

I get it, you want to be new, fresh and sell more albums. But if I went around talking in a high pitched baby voice calling myself "Veronica," I'm pretty sure I'd be in a straightjacket. Have we forgotten Britney Spears? The girl talked in a British accent for months until people realized she was just downright crazy(could also have been the shaved head as well).

Alter egos are nothing new and a complete marketing ploy. Congratulations, your hair is a different color. I'm still not buying you overpriced white noise cd.

So without further ado, here are the top 5 WORST celebrity alter egos as of 2011. And remember kids, be yourself because somebody else is already taken. 

5.) Beyonce: "Sasha Fierce"
The lady got it wrong artistically but made a bunch of money in the process anyways. Sasha Fierce is just Foxy Cleopatra without Austin Powers. I know everyone loves Beyonce and this might be Beyonsphemy but the girl could even pick an ORIGINAL alter ego? And please, stop letting your mother make your clothes. This isn't the Von Trap family.

4.) Eminem: "Slim Shady"
Want to know why every teenage boy loved you? No, not because of that sexy over-dried bleached hair. It's because you had the maturity of a watermelon seed. It was like watching that kid in the back of the class stand on his desk making fart sounds. You were funny for a half a second. Now you just make us uncomfortable. 

3.) Mariah Carey: "Mimi"
Anyone ever watch that PBS show "The voyage of the Mimi" is elementary school? Starred a young Ben Affleck and was about a shipwreck. Mariah Carey's Mimi was exactly that- minus Ben Affleck.  It's not a coincidence that Mariah Carey was rumored at one time to be in a relationship with number four on this list. Crazy likes crazy.  And I feel bad about this one because she's the only one on this list that actually IS crazy. But, equality for all.
2.) Nicki Minaj: "Roman," "Onika," "Cookie," "Barbie,""Rosa," and more.
She's super talented- and super crazy. It's like the United States of Tara but really,  can she even keep up with all of them? She is the queen of multi-accents and freaking people out. It's like method acting- sure it's fantastic on screen but everyone around you is wondering if you are off your rocker.  C'mon, just look at her.

1.) Garth Brooks: "Chris Gaines"
This one takes. the. cake.
First, most people pick an alter ego name that sounds like a superhero or a comic character. He picks one that sounds like the last kid chosen in gym class. Country "star" Garth Brooks' Chris Gaines has a ridiculous name, bizarre soul patch and emo haircut as well. Oh now he's serious because he looks like an angst ridden teenager?  DING DING, we have a winner for the weirdest, lamest and more crazy alter ego. 

January 19, 2011

She & Him: In the sun

Someone asked me yesterday if I was just getting out of school (it was 5:00 PM and a Thai take-out place). It could have been the red backpack with my name on it. It could have been the owl ski cap I was wearing. But I don't care. Thanks for making my day, Mr. Thai man who makes my favorite coconut soup.

January 12, 2011

I miss summer...


I drew this guy a while ago... but he's back.

I love owls.

Tony Little passed away

He passed away New Years eve due to an infection in his leg. It was very sad and it has taken almost 13 days to write a little thing but just want to say, he was a great pet. He was named after the Gazelle guy and a dear friend of mine, Tony Bootz. The best memory I have of this little guy is driving from Atlanta to Maine with him in the passenger side seat of a moving truck. Very loyal. 

I walked to work today. In the blizzard.

<3 to Pinterest.com

I would like this puppy.

If someone would be so kind as to send me this dog, I would very much appreciate it. His name is Jim.

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January 10, 2011

Hmmm... Oh school.

Me in a facebook ad.

I love it. 

January 9, 2011

This week's way back song: Ignition Remix

Toot. Toot.

January 2, 2011

My year in photo

I put ALL my photos together to make this little video... so now you can see my year in less than 4 minutes.