My Shark week cupcake fail

Thought it would be a good idea to make some shark week cupcakes...
This was my inspiration:

This is what I made:

FAIL.

So... not a success. Apparently twinkies don't want to be dipped into greyish chocolate. And aparently as much as I like to bake, it does not make me any good. 

So I salvaged as much as I could from the somewhat expensive ordeal and made a few shark fins.  Those are barbie arms reaching out for dramatic effect (left over from a barbie cake- also a disaster)

Whatever...

UPDATE: Got a tweet from the official Shark Week twitter. YES!
More fail: I showed my mother a picture of this cake and she was so mortified that I spent money on such a catastrophe.